I was exiled last night. I just could not help it - I was so joyful that it was perjantai and I would have Äiti with me for the weekend, that I forgot myself and munched her ankle at 2am. The sauna was not nice and toasty, and no one wanted to play with me so I had to make my own fun. There were several little heaps of cardboard when Äiti got up this morning. And then, what horror, she left at 6am and did not come back for many hours. And when she did she smelt of GIRL CATS. And I do not think they were cute little tortoiseshells.
Äiti is on feeding duty for the Catnapped Crew, and has their humans' car. So today she went, of all places, to Muhos to watch birds. Now this time last year I was running free in the fields of Muhos, and these monster birds may have been the reason why I have no mamma, so I am not happy that she has been sorting through five thousand pictures of kurkia and thinking they are wonderful.
Tomorrow she has the car too, and will go out to watch birds again. And she has to feed the Catnapped Crew, and play with them. I think she should take Aila-sisko along so they can play girlie games together. But in the meantime I have been sleeping all day so that I will be nice and playful tonight - now Äiti is back and very tired.